Ways to win the Lottery

Here are all the ways to win the Lottery that I can think of. In this case, I am referring to the UK National Lottery. These are just my ideas and there is no guarantee that any of them will actually work to produce any cash prize.

Buy a Lottery ticket – you have to be in it to win it right?

Start a syndicate – team up with some friends to buy a set of tickets and share the prize money.

Consult an astrologer to get suggestions on the best time to enter the draw.

Try to identify lucky numbers that seem to be lucky for you.

Enter the draw when you have a strange feeling that this time may be your lucky day.

Use numbers that historically have come up regularly in past draws.

Develop your psychic power to visualize winning numbers.

Ask dead relatives via a clairvoyant if they can help you pick winning numbers.

Ask lucky people that you know to pick a number in exchange for a cash reward if you win.

Enter after a spell of very bad luck in the hope that the laws of nature balance this with a spot of very good luck.

Pray to win, beg, plead or attempt to persuade your god that you deserve to win. Do it in church for extra effect.

Let the forces of the universe guide the pen that you use to check the numbers on the ticket.

Choose your numbers after a great nights sleep, healthy breakfast and invigorating shower.

Pick your numbers in a meditative state.

Use a family pet to pick numbers such as a dog that taps his paw on pieces of folded paper.

Throw darts at a dart board to pick winning numbers.

Use hypnosis and suggestion that you are gifted at picking winning numbers.

Choose numbers during an adrenalin rush or orgasm.

Increase your odds of winning by joining an eLottery syndicate.