Help me win the Lottery

This possibly one of the stupidist search terms ever: Help me win the Lottery. But people do apparently serch for this exact phrase. Maybe you searched for this too?

So what do they expect me to do to help them or what in fact do you expect me to do to help you win the Lottery?

The only thing I can do is recommend that you do what I do and play a smarter way. The problem with winning the lottery are that the chances of you winning a jackpot are virtually nil.

There are only about 104 Lottery draws per year and you have an approximately 1 in 14 million chance to win. So if you enter 1 set of numbers in each draw, you should win the jackpot once every 134,000 years! Even then it's not guaranteed.

I can help you reduce the odds of winning a slice of the jackpot to just once every 3055 years. The way I do this is with a big lottery syndicate that enters 44 sets of numbers in each draw.

So when you ask "Help me win the Lottery" here is how I can help.